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Lucky Tuxedo Results in Hookups for Nine Consecutive Rentals this Prom Season

Springfield (June 3, 2016) – New York Yankee legend Joe DiMaggio is famous for his 56-game hitting streak.  Baltimore Orioles great Cal Ripken played in 2,632 straight baseball games.  But both of these accomplishments pale in comparison to the unbelievable hot streak for a rental tuxedo from Tux You of Springfield.  The gentlemen prom-goers renting the black Joseph Abboud Two-Button Super 130’s Peak Lapel Tuxedo, stock number JA-0801354, all hooked up with their dates on nine consecutive rentals, easily breaking…


iSport360 Changing its Name to Private-i 360

Company responding to parent demand for undercover video surveillance of youth sports tryouts Manalapan, NJ (May 28, 2016) – Due to overwhelming demand for parents to know “what the hell is going on at my kid’s tryout”, iSport360 has hired former Green Berets and Navy SEALs to perform undercover video surveillance of tryouts.  Surveillance packages start at $259 for still photos, jump to $489 for the live streaming package and there is even a $795 package that includes “boots on…


iSport360 to Fund Research of Delusional Sports-Parent Disorder

New Jersey’s leading satirical news publication covering K-12 Education and Youth Sports Manalapan, NJ (May 25, 2016) – Only one in 1,000 youth athletes earn a sports scholarship to college yet one in two parents believes their child has scholarship potential.  This is an early symptom of Delusional Sports-Parent Disorder, also known as DSPD, a condition affecting nearly 90% of youth sports parents.  The Center For Disease Control is calling this a “Pandemic”.  iSport360 is planning to provide funding for…


iSport360 to Officiate Parent/Coach MMA Fights at Manalapan Memorial Day Soccer Tournament

New Jersey’s leading satirical news publication covering K-12 Education and Youth Sports Manalapan, NJ (May 24) – In an unprecedented move, iSport360, a company helping coaches and parents work together to improve youth sports, will officiate physical altercations between any overbearing parents and hostile coaches at this weekend’s Manalapan Memorial Day Soccer Tournament. In an effort to bring safety and fairness to parent-coach disagreements, iSport360 is filling a void desperately needed in today’s world of youth athletics. Fights between parents…


Husband Blamed for Another Year of Crappy Mother’s Day Gifts

Springfield (May 9, 2016) – Local husband Antonio Greenblatt pretty much ruined Mother’s Day yesterday for his wife, Francesca, due to an extremely underwhelming assortment of crappy gifts given by him and their two young children. For the seventh consecutive year, Antonio, 38, has overseen the production and purchase of some of the most god-awful Mother’s Day presents any mom has ever received. Year after year, Mother’s Day in the Greenblatt home has ended with a stern promise that next…