Testicles Frozen Off at Times Square New Year’s Eve Celebration
New York, NY (January 1, 2018) – Thirty year-old computer programmer, Justin Crawford of Ocala, Florida no longer has testicles after spending fourteen hours in sub-zero wind chills on the corner of 44th Street and Broadway. Mr. Crawford noticed that his testicles had frozen off his body when he returned to his hotel and removed his adult diaper to use the toilet for the first time of the new year. After taking off his 2018 novelty glasses and a complementary…