Springfield (June 21, 2016) – Graduation ceremonies, school parties, family fiestas, and gifts too many to count.  This has been the life of recent kindergarten graduate Hunter Mancini, 6, of Springfield Learn, Understand, and Thrive (SLUT) pre-school.  Hailed for his incredible dedication to his education, Hunter and his classmates have been enjoying some much needed time off from their grueling three-days-a-week, four-hours-a-day schedule. After an emotional ceremony at the pre-school with parents, grandparents and siblings in attendance, the school hosted…

Springfield (June 3, 2016) – New York Yankee legend Joe DiMaggio is famous for his 56-game hitting streak.  Baltimore Orioles great Cal Ripken played in 2,632 straight baseball games.  But both of these accomplishments pale in comparison to the unbelievable hot streak for a rental tuxedo from Tux You of Springfield.  The gentlemen prom-goers renting the black Joseph Abboud Two-Button Super 130’s Peak Lapel Tuxedo, stock number JA-0801354, all hooked up with their dates on nine consecutive rentals, easily breaking…

Company responding to parent demand for undercover video surveillance of youth sports tryouts Manalapan, NJ (May 28, 2016) – Due to overwhelming demand for parents to know “what the hell is going on at my kid’s tryout”, iSport360 has hired former Green Berets and Navy SEALs to perform undercover video surveillance of tryouts.  Surveillance packages start at $259 for still photos, jump to $489 for the live streaming package and there is even a $795 package that includes “boots on…

New Jersey’s leading satirical news publication covering K-12 Education and Youth Sports Manalapan, NJ (May 25, 2016) – Only one in 1,000 youth athletes earn a sports scholarship to college yet one in two parents believes their child has scholarship potential.  This is an early symptom of Delusional Sports-Parent Disorder, also known as DSPD, a condition affecting nearly 90% of youth sports parents.  The Center For Disease Control is calling this a “Pandemic”.  iSport360 is planning to provide funding for…

New Jersey’s leading satirical news publication covering K-12 Education and Youth Sports Manalapan, NJ (May 24) – In an unprecedented move, iSport360, a company helping coaches and parents work together to improve youth sports, will officiate physical altercations between any overbearing parents and hostile coaches at this weekend’s Manalapan Memorial Day Soccer Tournament. In an effort to bring safety and fairness to parent-coach disagreements, iSport360 is filling a void desperately needed in today’s world of youth athletics. Fights between parents…