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Springfield (March 16, 2016) – Local mother, Andrea Weismann, has decided that there will be no Facebook status updates or picture tags of her eight year-old daughter’s Dazzle Jazzle dance team’s “embarrassing” fourth place finish at the 2016 Winter Dance ‘n Prance held in Columbia, South Carolina. After spending the weekend shuttling from the Springhill Suites Hotel to the Columbia Memorial Convention Center, Weissman determined that the twelve hours spent driving to and from the event, the six hours of…

Springfield (March 2, 2016) – Ultra-popular 6th Grade Class Couple, Sydney Freihoffer and Kyle Wiggins share an unspoken bond that few, if any, couples can ever claim to have. Since the onset of their rock-solid relationship in early September, this duo has been the model for all other Springfield Heights Middle School couples. They know almost all there is to know about one another yet the two have never actually spoken to each other in person. For nearly six months…

Springfield (February 24, 2016) – It was supposed to be one of the highlights of Spirit Week at Springfield Heights High School. Instead, the festive day was ruined by a student who misunderstood the meaning of Pajama Day. Moonlight Thomas, a transfer student from Berkeley, California, apparently did not realize that students were supposed to wear actual pajamas, not the exact outfit that they typically wear to bed every night. Following Backwards Day and Favorite Sports Team Day, Pajama Day…

Springfield (February 17, 2016) – Brian Schuster, a 4.0 honors student with near perfect SAT scores and captain of three varsity sports teams at Springfield Heights High School, was rejected by seven Ivy League schools and wait-listed at another for taking a family vacation in 4th grade while school was still in session. Seemingly a lock to have his pick of schools to attend, the square-jawed Special Olympics volunteer apparently had his fate sealed eight years ago when he did…